BeccaBoo

hi im Rebecca and I'm weird

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

That’s a carb not a lobster

(via w000rp)

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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(via whoredinarygirl)

officialwhitegirls:

mom: were gonna have mcdonalds for dinner

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(via whoredinarygirl)

(via orgasm)

versacefag:

"irrelevant male rapper"

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"ft nicki minaj"

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(via lohanthony)

(Source: nsfwhumor, via tanpom)

memewhore:

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

And this is partly why I dropped out of college.

(Source: thekrustyykrabb, via penishole)